Move Along

We're gonna be over here.

Send a banker to jail... NOW!

Martha Stewart - A scam that netted her $30,000.00 resulted in 5 month prison term.

- Allan Schwartz, James Cayne / CEOs Bear Stearns
- Stanley O' Neal / Merrill lynch
- Joseph Cassano - AIG Took 90.3 billion from Fed
- Charles Prince/ Citigroup
- Richard Fuld/Lehman
- Alan Stanford, Ponzi schemer
- Bernard Madoff, Ponzi schemer

Hundreds of billions in losses, Untold billions in bailouts to follow. Billions in compensation for destroying their companies and the economy.

All still free, and free of indictments.

Bye bye Viewmaster

Your childhood is receding into the past.* Viewmaster has ceased production.

* Unless you never had a viewmaster... then you're safe.

Things can always get more interesting...

As spineless Harry Reid dawdles with seating Al Franken* something interesting happened today. Sen Jim Bunning (R), peeved with his own party, is making threats to resign as a big F.U! to the GOP. Kentucky's governor is a Dem and he would assuredly seat the 60th Dem, making a filibuster proof majority in the Senate. Please, please resign Sen Bunning!

Imagine the coping skills the right would have to come up with for that!
They're not doing so well with the new Dem reality as it is.

(* Imagine how fast a d-bag like Tom Delay would force the 59th Republick senator to be seated)

"____" Language

Matt Sibert is an artist with a series of sign photos that become quite odd after just a tiny bit of p-shopping.

Things Mel GIbson regrets, Part 2

When not disparaging Jews, Mel Gibson likes to do other regrettable things.
Nothing boosts your stock price like gray chin sprouts.

El Diablo..no?

Practice this expression

Whether you're a crusading moralist sneaking away to diddle hookers, or you're an up-and-coming cabinet member who forgot to pay $100,000.00 in taxes, a simple mea culpa will no longer suffice. To show real contrition these days, you've got to flash this face at the cameras; the look that says "I'm deliberately pantomiming something like regret."

Don't be the last person on your block to look crontrite. Go ahead, do something questionable... Your'e covered with the Spitzchle (tm) face.

(Gigantic ears sold separately.)

Eco-capitalism

27 year old Tim DeChristopher took offense at Bush's last minute act of douchebaggery in auctioning acres of Utah wilderness to oil drillers. He went to the auction himself and bid 1.7 mill (he didn't have) forcing bidders to pay way too much for their deeds. And even better, he won 22,000 acres of land!!! The land is now saved from drilling because the Bushies can't re-auction it in time.

The land is now tied up, and will rpobably not be reauctioned under Obama.
Brilliant!

It's all over but the pardons...

Our long national nightmare is coming to an end... Took only 8 years to move the country to the brink. Cast your vote now for who you think Bush will pardon:

• Dick Cheney
  
• Condi
  
• Rummy
  
• Wolfy
  
• Rove
  
• Scooter
  
• Tom Delay
  
• Ashcroft
  
• Gonzalez
  
• Jack Abramoff
  

It's probably too late for a "treason" category at House 8.

Japanese Togs for the Suicidal

Good luck at the airport!

Forget the economic collapse

No matter how you read it, this chart chillingly proves that a robot takeover is imminent... or that America is woefeully short of robots. Either way it's horrible news.
Run for the hills, but unplug your robot first.

Do you prefer...

"Cross-dressing wife-killer found hanged"

or...

"Man dies after having penis set on fire"

Only president in history to have shoes thrown at his head by a journalist!

An Iraqi journalist interrupted (and highjacked) the coverage of Bush's PR/bullshit event, by throwing both his shoes (one after the other!) at our idiot-leader shouting (in arabic), ""This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is the farewell kiss, you dog, This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq."

He missed, but the point is made; our president is a disgrace. One less piece of heraldic footage for the Bush archives. When the assailant bends down and comes up the second time, who knows what he may have in his hand, but Bush just stands there like a fucking idiot as if someone was reading 'My Pet Goat.' And look at those lightning-fast reactions of the secret service.

The video is awesome!!!

Bonus: In the confusion, soulless spokesbitch Dana Perino got hit with a microphone and has a black eye.

Ingenious... everyone can get shoes through security. People could have been hitting the fucker for years. Well done! Give this guy the Nobel prize. The shoes should be bronzed and put in a museum.

As expected, because a hopeless dickhead lost a little face, journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi > has been beaten in custody, suffering a broken hand, broken ribs and internal bleeding, as well as an eye injury... which will do so much to repair Bush's miniscule self-respect.

Oh really...?

A new test for dementia involves speaking sarcastically to patients. And isn't that just terrific?

Sort yourselves into two groups of "people who got that joke" and "people who didn't."

Zap!

Check out this nice set of thirty two-color illustrations somebody flickered that depict dozens of ways the working class might unwittingly electrocute themselves, from Germany, back in the day. Looks like touching just about anything could kill you. It'll make you glad we tamed the electric beast. And do not pee on the electric rail line from a bridge!

Notable for:
- Pissed off, old world expressions on faces
- Babies, rats, washer women, farmhands, everyboodies getting electrified!
- Routine inclusions that are odd (babushkas, labor, a giant transformer mounted to the wall of your living room...)

Holy cerebellum

The Virgin Mary took time out of her busy schedule to appear in the center of someones' brain MRI back in 2002.

In other religious news: a couple in Oregon has let their baby die without medicine for religious reasons. So to clarify, abortion is the killing of a human being, but infanticide by neglect is a beautiful godly thing,

Two disgraced governors in a row 4 Illinois

One in jail, one just posting bail. Illinois' Blagojevich known for his snap-on hairdo, crushed forehead, gaunt inbred chipmunk looks and a serious case of liplessness*... endeavored to enrich himself by selling Obama's senate seat using language peppered with F bombs.
Does he kiss his corrupt grandmother with that mouth?

At least Democrats go after their own.

*I'm trying to say the man is homely...

Bad little kids get the business end of KRAMPUS!

Coal in your stocking, my ass! You gotta love the Germans.

"Then I said, The Big 3 can go f*ck themselves!"

RIP - Archway Cookies

Another great American company who produced a superior product goes Chapter 11.